This Offer is Just For You!
I am thrilled to announce that WhatIMeant2Say is now available ON DEMAND!
That’s right, folks! You can now view any of my blog posts any time you want by going to my website and clicking on the link for the post you would like to read.
I KNOW! ISN’T THIS AMAZING? My blog is SO on the cutting edge TIGHT!
And, get this. With no price increase, you can also pause in your reading at any time, and come back later to the exact place you left off! No more racing through the post so you can answer the phone or go to the bathroom. Just read it at your leisure on your own schedule.
You don’t know how fortunate you are to have all of these perks in your subscription package. I don’t provide this On Demand Service to just anyone, you know.
For example, my daughter, Dimples, cannot have her favorite dinner, PB&J with a pickle on the side, On Demand.
And, our dogs, Wonderbutt and Mrs. P.I.B. don’t get biscuits or play time On Demand. Usually.
And my husband, Cap’n Firepants, doesn’t get -
Well, never you mind what he doesn’t get On Demand. We have the Basic Cable Package, so he does just fine.
The point is, you are valued guests on the WhatIMeant2Say blog, and we try to provide you with the best service available. We like to reward loyalty.
So, hang in there. Before you know it, I’ll be announcing that this blog is now available in HD!!!!!!
Or even better, 3D!!!
Here is a sneak preview of our upcoming 3D service! The first person to comment with the correct 3D word will win a virtual Wonderbutt trophy! And, no you don't need special glasses!
Posted on January 5, 2012, in Blogging, Cap'n Firepants, Dimples, Family, Humor, Mrs. P.I.B., Wonderbutt and tagged 3D, blogging, Cap'n Firepants, Dimples, HD, humor, Mrs. P.I.B., On Demand, wonderbutt. Bookmark the permalink. 42 Comments.
LOL
Are you LOL, or are you guessing that’s the word?
RAT!
So smart! Be sure to pick up your prize!
ARGH! The wife beat me to the answer!!
Wives are bad about that. But that’s why men marry them, right?
Show off!
Me? Yeah, I kind of am. But only here.
All I saw was Do. A lot of Do’s. I hate those things!
I hate them, too. Once the idea popped into my head, I just couldn’t resist, though. I had to have Cap’n Firepants check it, though, ’cause I’m so bad at those.
Woohoo!!!
Any date for the rol lout of smell-o-vision yet?
I’m thinking once we have the dead rat taken care of, the smell-o-vision will shortly follow.
cool, wait I think the word is crewl now. anyway I likes it.
I was told by the Cap’n (who is 2 1/2 years younger than me) that you’re supposed to say, “Sick!” I just couldn’t do it.
rat!!
You are right! Be sure to claim your trophy!
When are you going to start “bundling” all your services like the cable companies do?
Ooh. That’s a good idea. Give me some time. I gotta think of what should be in the bundle. Do you think anyone would appreciate a dead rat?
Do I get a discount for multiple viewers in my location?
Absolutely!!!!!! A discount, and a punch-card for a free post after 10 punches.
Hahahahaha!
I can hear that deep belly laugh all of the way over here in the States!
The word is……..Grease!
Great. Now I have THAT song in my head. Not a bad idea, though. Dimples has not been introduced to that musical – yet.
i have found that in my “later years” i can no longer do magic eye. which makes me think there must be a connection between magic eye and santa. and, awesome post. i am so excited for the 3D. will you also call your readers (incessantly at dinner time) and offer them lots of new and exciting crap – i mean cool stuff? that would be awesome. ;o)
Shockingly, I could not do it in my younger years, but now can do it.
And, no, I am not one of THOSE annoying people who call all of the time. Mainly because I hate calling people. I can incessantly text like there’s no tomorrow, though.
I cannot see those blasted 3-D images. Please send me the glasses. And you said this offer was just for me, but a ton of other people are posting here, too. I am confused. I thought we were exclusive.
I’m sorry, sweetie. I don’t know how all of these other people got here. You know you’re the only one for me!
I’d expect to pay upwards of $100 for that much value. Can you really do it for your low low price? There has to be a catch…I smell a rat.
Ahh! Clever retort, Anonymous. Life’s too short to be so cynical!
Is this one of those packages where I get 3 months for free, then you start charging me $50/month thereafter?
Of course not! It’s $100 thereafter. And shhhh. Don’t tell anyone.
Scratchy just made me lose my place on your blog. How do I get it back???
Tell Scratchy that he is chasing the wrong kind of mouse!
I sat with my nose to the screen but I saw the rat. I had to do this after Monica’s comment on age. I feel certain I’m quite a bit older than her.
I have to make myself go cross-eyed and stick out my tongue. Sometimes standing on one leg helps, too.
How clever and funny! Will be looking forward to what comes next in the package. Hugs and nose kisses
Our PR department is working on that as we speak. Soon, we will reveal our new ad campaign, which will surely knock your socks off. If you wear them. If not, it will knock your knickers off.
I can never do these.
You just need your eyes to deteriorate a little with age. It makes it much easier.
Excellent! I love On Demand TV and now I can tune in to Wonderbutt, et. al.; anytime I feel like it!
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