I Think My Bulldog is a Jehovah’s Witness
Wonderbutt is not always this laid back:
Even though October is his birthday month, he always seems a bit cranky when it rolls around. He is really offended by the events of October 31st, when people actually have the gall to ring our doorbell every two minutes. And, now he seems to be just as peeved by the simple holiday decorating that my daughter, Dimples, has tried to put up around the house.
This could quite possibly have something to do with the fact that the jack-o-lantern happens to be occupying a spot usually reserved for lizards on our window. Wonderbutt decided to use his usual ferocious lizard intimidation technique on the gel cling. The poor pumpkin reacted pretty much the same way the lizards do…
I guess Halloween could offend his religious convictions. That could also explain his attempts to eat our Christmas decorations. Although I’m not quite sure what religion would support his attempted kidnapping of the Baby Jesus from his manger.
I’m thinking he’s just worried that we might decide to thoroughly humiliate him like these poor guys:
But, he doesn’t have to worry about us dressing him up. He already looks scary.