The Gradual Emasculation of Wonderbutt
I wasn’t planning to post another Wonderbutt blog again this soon, but, true to type, the bulldog pup had his own ideas.
8-year-old Dimples decided to wear a barrette in her hair last night to Meet the Teacher. Dimples has not worn barrettes since she was three. She discovered the box of her baby barrettes the other day, and proceeded to act like she had found a buried treasure, showing me each barrette I had bought for her, and she had refused to wear, like she had made some unique discovery. “I wonder where this came from,” she would keep saying as I finally resorted to rolling my eyes instead of saying, “I bought it for you!”
This particular barrette of Meet the Teacher honor was suddenly her favorite. A small metal barrette with a pink bow made of tulle, it suddenly began to adorn, not only her hair, but her new sparkly white newsboy cap. In the interest of some fashion statement I have yet to translate, Dimples decided to forgo the hat and just go with the barrette last night. Fine.
We got home from meeting the teacher and finding out that the one person she was happy to have in her class was the one person I wasn’t thrilled about, and I left her to her own devices in the living room with Wonderbutt.
About ten minutes later, the girl-who-has-cried-Wonderbutt far too many times started yelling for me. “Wonderbutt has my barrette!”
“Well, get it back!” I returned from the back of the house, where I was trying to compose a witty comment to someone else’s blog.
She didn’t, and after the third scream, I meandered out to the living room to fish the darn barrette out of his mouth.
Nothing there. The problem was, it wasn’t anywhere else either. Which left one other place. Great.
So, I called the emergency vet clinic. Bear in mind that Wonderbutt was racing around happily chomping on his most annoying squeaky toy while I tried to converse with the nurse. (Yes, I rhymed that deliberately.)
The vet’s advice via the nurse boiled down to: bring him in so they could induce vomiting OR feed him fiber and hope it would pass. Based on the fact that he was currently cavorting around the living room and obnoxiously squeaking his toy in the Golden’s face, I decided to choose the latter.
As of this post, I am still checking his Pen of Poop every few hours, hoping to see a pink bow adorning his latest, uh, bowel evacuation.
And back to my Congress and the National Debt reference in a previous Wonderbutt post – you can put a pink bow on it, but it’s still…
Posted on August 20, 2011, in Dogs, Humor, Wonderbutt and tagged annoyances, bulldog, Congress, dog, humor, parenting, pink, vet, wonderbutt. Bookmark the permalink. 9 Comments.
Love that you have added pics to your blog!
The pink accents his eyes very nicely…
This is true. Who said real men don’t wear pink, anyway?
Aw! what a naughty boy! but I still think that Wonderbutt is so beautiful.
He is a real character.
Can you, could you , would you put in a picture of Golden..please.
What a hectic crazy life you have….
Wonderbutt is wonderful! Thanks for the laugh and visiting my blog today.
Wonderbutt is so popular he needs his own blog!!
Funny! Poor Dimples and her baby pink bow. Love hearing stories about both!
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