The Secret Behind the Job Growth in Texas

It is now legal to noodle in Texas.  I don’t know what you think that is, but I’ve certainly learned some new things since the law went into effect on September 1st.  If you, too, are in need of information on this topic, you can watch this video of noodling in action:

To be honest, I kind of feel sorry for the catfish.  But I guess it isn’t any worse than getting a hook stuck in the roof of your mouth.

Another new law in Texas allows hunters to shoot feral hogs from helicopters.  I could not find a name for this type of hunting.  Although I like the alliteration of “hunting hogs from a helicopter”, that does not conjure up the same imagery that noodling does.

So, hunters now seem to have it made in Texas.  Come on over, y’all, if you like the thrill of a good hunt.

Of course, if you have kids you hope will graduate from high school with a diploma, you might want to try living in one of the 49 other states plus D.C. who ranked higher than us.  And if you want them to do well on their SAT, well go on then.

Vote Perry for President and it won’t matter where you live – you can do all of the noodling you want.

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Posted on September 3, 2011, in Humor, Politics and tagged , , , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 7 Comments.

  1. I couldn’t get the link to work, but I googled noodling. That’s fun to type by the way. Texas is interesting. I don’t want to get political, but I have been wondering why Perry wants to be President when last year he wanted to secede? Just the kind of loyal american to run the country!

  2. Link no fixed..so I googled as well.what a strange thing to do, never heard of noodling before. Isn’t this how the Indians used to fish and maybe Eskimos

  3. Noodling is very fun to type, and also to say. Not sure I’d want to try it, though.

  4. I first learned of noodling by watching Dirty Jobs with Mike Rowe (upon whom I have a crush). Seemed kind of dangerous to me.

  5. This is awesome! Love your blog! Noodling…hummmm New vocabulary word for me to spring on unsuspecting friends.

  6. Noodling strikes me as skimming the gene pool. Sooner or later the “noodler” is going to grab onto to something he might not really want. Yuck!!!

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