“Wonderbutt’s Whimsy” to be Auctioned
Posted by whatimeant2say
“An artist is somebody who produces things that people don’t need to have.”Andy Warhol
Wonderbutt has made our floor his ongoing masterpiece. Andy Warhol would have approved.
Cap’n Firepants, on the other hand, has no appreciation for modern art, so he has decided that Wonderbutt’s canvas needs to go. He allowed me to take some pictures before tackling the project. When I loaded the pictures onto the computer, I realized that they didn’t really do justice to the monumental contributions Wonderbutt has made in the last year to our carpet. So, I decided to add a few labels in case you don’t happen to have a magnifying glass near your computer monitor.
This was only one portion of the carpet. If our family had ever gotten murdered in our beds, it would have taken an entire season of C.S.I. episodes to exclude Wonderbutt’s DNA evidence and isolate the killer’s. The pup even got blood all over the floor when I once cut a toenail too short. He was too busy trying to get a treat off the table to realize his hemorrhaging was creating a monochromatic Jackson Pollock painting on the carpet beneath him.
We have been talking about getting rid of the carpet ever since we moved into the house (pre-Wonderbutt), but his arrival has necessitated this happening sooner than later.
The problem is that we don’t have the money to execute the second part of the plan – lovely, polished, stained concrete floors. Kind of like this.
Big improvement, right?
Apparently, the people who built our house over thirty years ago pretty much used the concrete as their own version of a drop cloth, not being able to conceive of any kind of reason that sane homeowners might want to actually expose a cement floor.
They clearly never met Wonderbutt.
So, this is what our floor looks like now and for the foreseeable future. Dimples is eager to break out the sidewalk chalk and do some of her own home improving. I am thinking we can just draw a Christmas tree in the middle of the floor and our holiday decorating will be done. And I am keeping my fingers, toes, and eyes crossed that Cap’n Firepants doesn’t decide the best improvement would be a chalk outline of Wonderbutt.
Posted on November 7, 2011, in Dimples, Dogs, Family, Humor, Interior Decorating, Mrs. P.I.B., Wonderbutt and tagged Andy Warhol, art, home improvement, humor, interior decorating, stained concrete, wonderbutt. Bookmark the permalink. 26 Comments.