Incident Reported at the Firepants Household
Incident report for Case#2011-50075
Incident Type – Damage to Property
Incident Date – approx. between 12/17/11 and 12/19/11
Address – Somewhere in the middle of San Antonio, TX
Victim(s) – Female, age It’s-None-of-Your-Business
Details – The female who looks remarkably young for her age (which is not that old, really) opened the drawer beneath the stove to find that her oven glove had been violated. See evidence below. (Warning – the following photo is graphic.)
The following residents of the household are suspects in the incident.
The remarkably young-looking crime victim decided to consult the famous Cap’n Firepants for his expert analysis of the case. Cap’n Firepants had but one question, “Did you say the drawer was closed when you found the oven mitt?” The victim nodded in the affirmative, and Cap’n Firepants gravely informed her of one more suspect who must be given consideration. “Indeed, this suspect must be placed above all others based on the evidence,” he assured her.
We will continue to investigate. This case is NOT closed. Even though the drawer was.
Posted on December 22, 2011, in Cap'n Firepants, Children, Dimples, Dogs, Family, Humor, Mrs. P.I.B., Uncategorized, Wonderbutt and tagged animals, Cap'n Firepants, Dimples, dogs, humor, incident report, mouse, Mrs. P.I.B., wonderbutt. Bookmark the permalink. 35 Comments.