Are You Talking to Me?
Posted by whatimeant2say
Now I know someone is messing with me. Someone with a modicum of creativity and a heaping dose of a twisted sense of humor. After yesterday’s post about the numerous readers who have recently arrived here at Whatimeant2say by way of searching for “sexiest woman”, I awoke to find that one or two jokesters had gotten here by typing in “hottest woman on a monster truck”. While that may or may not be a true statement about me, I am not sure how anyone would know it since I have not blogged about it. In addition, my 2nd top search this morning was “nude on the floor”. Since I’m not one of those people who typically dresses her dog up in tutus, I guess you could technically say that Wonderbutt is most nearly always nude on the floor. But I certainly don’t advertise it.
Now, if you will excuse me, I must go throw on my bikini so I can wash my huge, honkin’ truck before my next rally. I hate bikinis, but the neighbors tend to frown on me when I perform this driveway chore in the nude. At least the female ones do.