Round and Round
I’ve decided that my daughter, Dimples, elderly friend, MILlie, and Donald Trump are all conspiring to drive me bonkers. The three of them seem to enjoy having the same darn conversation over and over again…
Dimples: Can I get this hair band for my hair?
Dimples: Why not?
Me: Because you won’t wear it.
Dimples: Yes, I will.
Me: That’s what you said the last three times.
Dimples: No, I didn’t.
Me: Yes, you did. And then I fell for it, and you didn’t wear it.
Dimples: So-o-o, can I get it?
Me: Yeah. No.
Me (to MILlie, our elderly friend): I notice you are wearing your old glasses. As soon as I get out of school, I’ll take you to get the scratch on your new ones fixed.
MILlie: It won’t make a difference. They’re no good.
Me: What do you mean? That was the 5th pair we’ve gotten this year! You said they were good!
MILlie: They don’t work. He didn’t fit them to my eyes.
Me: Of course he fit them to your eyes. He used the prescription you gave him – remember, the one that you went to get on your own because you didn’t like the one that my doctor gave you?
MILlie: They give me a headache.
Me: You said the old ones, the ones you are wearing now, the ones you keep going back to every time we get you a new pair, give you a headache.
MILlie: But I can take these off when I read.
Me: Now, I’m getting a headache.
As for Trump, I’m sending him a box of Dimples’ headbands, since I think he needs them way more than she does. Or, maybe he would like to borrow one of MILlie’s pairs of glasses, so he can take them off when he examines President Obama’s birth certificate for the 798th time. Geez, dude, give it a rest.
Posted on May 29, 2012, in Annoyances, Dimples, Humor, MILlie, Parenting, Politics and tagged birth certificate, Dimples, Donald Trump, glasses, humor, MILlie, President Obama. Bookmark the permalink. 36 Comments.
Yes it is so time to Give it a Rest!!! Bury it or get a hobby…..
I don’t like his hobbies either. So, I say, “Just bury it!”
Trump. Oh, Trump.
That’s pretty much all I can say, too.
I saw on The Daily Show last night (we get it a day or two later here) that The Don’ has been building a golf course in Scotland. Maybe he’ll stay there? Imagine if he started wearing a kilt and the wind blew the way it did in your pic… NO! SCRATCH THAT THOUGHT!!!
My eyes! My eyes! Egad, that’s a horrible image!
Sure, you compliment the picture that I DIDN’T TAKE! 😉
Too funny. The whole hair tie thing is a big conspiracy. Good job staying strong. They are actually stretchy robots, and if you let them into your house, they will soon hide in some remote corner of the room or just anywhere except the place you actually need them, just to mess with us moms.
I hate those darn things.
Haha, hilarious! At least what you have to deal with doesn’t make you lose faith in your entire generation.
Oh, trust me. I lost faith in them a long time ago. My generation, I mean. There’s still hope for yours.
No, there is no hope.
People obstinately make the same mistakes over and over… and each time they expect that THIS time, they’ll be right. Uumm….no.
Always makes me want to shoot Dr. Phil at them, “So, how’s that workin’ for ya?”
I kinda like Donald’s hair. I want to know what ‘products’ he uses. My hair is so unmanageable! As for Obama, well…
Oh, no. I sense we may disagree on more than Trump’s hair. Oh well. We’ll work harder on sticking to dog topics.
LOL…I’m mesmerized by Donald and his hair. I was just thinking about buying some Dippity Doo the other day! I just find Donald amusing 🙂 Hey, I’m old, what can I say
omg. hysterical. donald, donald, donald. what the what??? he has more money than GOD – why does he let his hair look like that??? i love this post.
I KNOW! Really, WTF? He’d look better walking around with pink rollers in his hair.
that’s a funny pic, My daughters never wear their headbands either.
But do they keep begging you to buy more? If so, maybe they are in on this conspiracy.
Maybe you could send Trump whatever teaching tools you use to develop critical thinking skills for your younger students.
Too advanced for him? Ah well…
Oh, definitely too advanced. Even the Kinder skills would be over his horribly coifed head.
Can you send me a box of headbands too? I’ll share them with Dimples!
I bet you would actually wear them, though!
Brilliant! Donald needs a good headband. We are covered in fur and he still looks like a bigger mess than us.
Bella and DiDi
That is so true, Bella and DiDi!
The collies thought they had wild hair.. heheeh
Are you kidding? The collies are B-U-T-ful! They are not even in the same league as Trump!
He doesn’t have the right to complain about anyone with that hairdo of his. It’s hideous. Pigtails. He could wear pigtails for Pete’s sake.
Now that I would love to see!
Oh, MILlie! Goodness, you have the patience of a saint. And I am so irritated with Donald Trump- seriously give it a rest! Ugh, he drives me crazy.
It really is unfair for that man to have so much money.
Loved this post! Gotta agree with you on the Trump. Hugs and nose kisses
I’m beginning to wonder if there is anyone who disagrees with me about Trump. How does he get people to actually take him seriously?