Another Reason Why I Don’t Need a Gun
I don’t think I ever gave a first, or second, or third reason for not owning a gun. But, I’m pretty sure you don’t care. Anyway, here is another text from Wonderbutt, the bulldog, explaining why I have nothing to fear – besides him.
Thank goodness Wonderbutt protects us from Evil Lizard Monsters.
Posted on July 22, 2012, in Dogs, Humor, Wonderbutt, Wonderbutt Texts and tagged gun, humor, iPhone, life, lizard, monsters, random, safety, text, wonderbutt. Bookmark the permalink. 30 Comments.
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He could be a Pinkerton Guard! 🙂
That would be so cool!
We’d fork over some treats to see him in a uniform 🙂
Wonderbutt is your guard dog! 🙂
So he believes.
What would we do with our barkaholic dogs.
Sleep eight hours peacefully at night?
AAAHHHHH… life in the Wonderbutt lane… who needs a gun!?!?!?
🙂
Exactly!
lol @ Wonderbutt
He is very fierce, so don’t laugh too loud!
I hope Wonderbutt is getting extra noms for all his hard work???
Fat Boy is on a diet, so I can’t reward him too much.
Paw Fat boy *tries to pass him some treats while Mrs Captin F is looking the other way*
Too Funny!
I bet Ringo doesn’t do stuff like this!
he’s not called Wonderbutt for nothing..because he is a wonder-dog! 😀
Oh no. Don’t give him a superhero complex!
awwww… 🙂 lol
He might be helpful when crazy lizard man from The Amazing Spider-Man comes around.
Is there one? I didn’t know that. I’m glad Wonderbutt is getting practice, then.
Lucky those farts chased the monsters away!
I’m surprised the farts didn’t stop them dead in their tracks!
I would like this text exchange series to continue – it is hilarious 🙂
Thank you. I will pass that on to Wonderbutt – or maybe not. I don’t want him to get a bigger head.
So funny. The dog I had growing up used to do the same thing. They think it’s us? Why don’t cows and deer and other animals freak out about their farts?
Good job sweet Wonderbutt…those monsters and intruders can never be too small. Hugs and nose kisses
Long live Wonderbutt!
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