Wonderbutt Flips Us Off

Wonderbutt and his Origami Tongue

Wonderbutt has been fairly well-behaved, lately, which can be disappointing when 1/3 of your blog material is dependent upon his exploits.  He still has his moments, though.

The Firepants Family was gathered around the table for a dinner cooked by your very own Mrs. Cap’n Firepants.  Even more surprising, we were trying to plan out our family meals for the week.  If you know anything about us, you know that we are a “Fly by the seat of your Firepants” kind of family when it comes to breakfast, lunch, and dinner.  Basically, the person who is the hungriest is the one responsible for preparing the meal.  With school about to start, though, I suggested we try to be a bit more organized.  I know full well that this way of life will completely dissolve about three weeks into the school year.  But I like to delude myself.

Deeply engrossed in a conversation about the health benefits of nachos, according to Miss Dimple Firepants (age 9), we barely noticed Wonderbutt sneaking under the table and grabbing one of the Cap’n’s prized Texas A&M flip-flops in his mouth.

“Hey, he’s got one of your shoes,” I interrupted.  Wonderbutt stood there, proudly holding the shoe in his mouth.  As soon as he saw that all of us had taken notice, he dashed out the doggy-door, narrowly avoiding the swipe of Cap’n Firepants’ hand in the attempted retrieval of the shoe.

The doggy-door leads to Wonderbutt’s Poop Pen, a small area enclosed by chicken wire where Wonderbutt, uh, does his business.  Wonderbutt sometimes brings things out there in his own version of a Keep-Away game in which none of us willingly participate.  It’s difficult to fetch objects from the Poop Pen.  And, many times, it is not very desirable.

Thankfully, Wonderbutt dropped the shoe in a bare patch of dirt, and then looked stubbornly at us through the window as all three of us coaxed him to return the shoe.

He raced back inside.  Without the shoe.

We tapped on the window.  This was our signal for him to go out into the Poop Pen way back when we were trying to teach him to use the dog door.  Of course, back then, we were trying to get him to go out there and pee.  Not something I remembered until Wonderbutt headed back out the door and, with a little shove from Dimples, landed back out in the Poop Pen.  He headed over to the shoe, and looked over his shoulder.  And, I thought, “Uh oh.  He’s going to pee on Cap’n Firepants’ college logo.  And Cap’n Firepants is going to be madder than he was when Wonderbutt ate our couch.  Maybe even more mad than when Wonderbutt ate our floor.

While Wonderbutt pondered his next move, and Dimples and I looked helplessly through the window, Cap’n Firepants had other ideas.  He went out the back door, headed over to the Poop Pen, reached over, and before Wonderbutt could make a decision, grabbed his flip-flop out of harm’s way.

It was a somewhat disappointing end to the whole situation.  For all of us except the Cap’n, I suspect.

Although Wonderbutt might have felt some sense of satisfaction later on in the evening when, as a direct result of me getting my car washed that day, a torrential downpour thoroughly soaked the A&M flip-flops, which the Cap’n had left outside the back door in order to keep them away from Wonderbutt.

Wonderbutt always wins.

Sorry about picture quality. Combination of old phone, fogged up window, and photographer chewing her dinner. Note the flip-flop in the bottom center.

Wonderbutt stands over the flip-flop with unpredictable intentions.

Cap’n Firepants waves his right hand to distract Wonderbutt while he steals the flip-flop back. Wonderbutt is not distracted.




Posted on August 20, 2012, in Cap'n Firepants, Dogs, Family, Humor, Wonderbutt and tagged , , , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 29 Comments.

  1. I do love the origami tongue. Keen to learn more about the health benefits of nachos, too…

    • The kid has been talking about nachos ever since one of her friends mentioned she had them for lunch at home last week. Our child is apparently deprived because we never serve them as a meal.

  2. What a stinker! And he knows exactly what he’s about. The Cap’n’s dog troubles continue…

  3. Nachos are a super-food, I think.

  4. Wonderbutt is the epitome of a scalawag. Are you sure he isn’t part Golden Retriever?
    I, too, am eager to hear about the health benefits of nachos. Perhaps Miss Dimples could enlighten us in a future post.
    Thanks for sharing your exploits. Love them all!

  5. Wonderbutt is certainly something! Dogs can be mischievous but yours wins

  6. Do you think the rain could be obligatory paybacks for skipping the “obligation” day at church? Anyway, I’m glad the flip flop survived. I’m sure it feared for its life when the jaws of death grabbed it.

  7. You do realize that I am beginning to have Wonderbutt nightmares?

  8. That last photo is a classic – there’s no doubt who the real boss is, Cap’n!

  9. Haha. You may offset your losses by selling videos of Wonderbutt. They would be smash hits!

  10. Chancy and Mumsy

    Sweet Wonderbutt it is for sure you keep the Firepants family on their toes….good job! Love your origami tongue bet not many dogs can do that. Hugs and nose kisses

  11. “Wonderbutt always wins.” Damn straight. 😉

  12. Hurray for Wonderbutt!! Could he be president??

  13. Oh great Ginger read this and now is going to do her version of flipping us off… sigh… LOL… Wonderbutt you are too cool!!! 🙂

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