Cap’n Firepants: We need to get these Wonderbutt spots out of the office carpet.
Me: O.K. Let me just get our handy Missile Dot Blot Machine, especially designed for Wonderbutt the Bulldog stains.
Cap’n Firepants: Why do you always use the hose part? Aren’t we supposed to be able to just put it on the spot, hit a button, and it cleans it by itself?
Me: We tried that on the living room, and it made it look worse. Remember? The whole reason we got the stained concrete floors?
Cap’n Firepants: Nope. Let’s try it again.
Carpet Crop Circles
Our resident Alien poses by his latest design.
Now we just need to position our Missile Dot Blot Machine on every square inch of the floor in our office, and it will be perfect.
Huh, oh! Looks like that might take a little time to cover every inch. Maybe sweet Wonderbutt has a better idea. Have a great weekend. Hugs and nose kisses
Wonderbutt always has better ideas. That dog outsmarts me every time.
I’d give up and just buy a magic marker and play a game of “connect the dots.”
Ahhh. Clever idea!
A few more and you could play Twister.
I am coloring the circles in right now…
I should send you a picture of what the carpet looks like in my mom’s house cause of my cat.
On second thought, you might not want to bring the cat up to live with you and the Actor next year!
This is very true. She messes the carpet with her hairballs because she’s stressed because of my brother though, so she’d probably stop it if she lived in a calmer environment.
that’s the way to do it! WB looks a bit puzzled..wonder why?
I think that he was a bit worried that we were going to suck him up with the Missile Dot Blot Machine.
you would have a mammoth task to suck him up anything…Bless him he is really a most interesting dog…give him a kiss and a hug from me xxxx
That was naughty, WonderButt!
Love and licks,
Wonderbutt’s un-naughty moments are quite rare, Cupcake!
Just spill a little coffee in those crop circles, and they’ll match the rest of the carpet. This is why we don’t let anything in our house get TOO clean. We want the dirt to match.
Yet another justification for me to do less housecleaning! Thank you!
It’s Frosty! All you need is a corn cob pipe, a button nose and two eyes made out of coal!
What imaginations my readers have! We should do some kind of Rorschach Test with this picture.
Take thyself to HEB and get a big carpet cleaner, or get stained concrete in the office too.
We actually have our own steam cleaner. I just haven’t dug it out recently. As you can probably tell!
I think you need two more circles and it can be the olympic ring.
Good answer. You win the prize!
He looks mighty proud of his spots!!!
I think he’s actually waiting for me to leave the room so he can add more.
ah. the joys of pets…and small children pre-potty training. i will refer back to this post when i really want another dog.
Gosh, you could probably refer to 90% of the posts on here to remind you why you shouldn’t get a dog!
Could you not just pursuade wonderbutt to lie over the area? If not sounds like a fun way to spend a weekend BOL
That sounds terribly familiar!
“Didn’t that not work last time?”
“I don’t know. Let’s try it!”
Wonderbutt looks pleased with his handywork though. 😉
You could just put the machine in evenly spaced spots like that all across the carpet and ppl will think it is a design….