The Wonderbutt Workout

In two more days and a few hours, Americans all over the globe will be stuffing themselves silly and giving thanks every time their quarterbacks make a home run.  (Okay, I might have mixed that up a bit; maybe it’s the quarterbacks who get stuffed and the rest of us run home.) In honor of the misery and regret that all Thanksgiving revelers will be feeling on Friday morning, I would like to offer you the Wonderbutt Workout program.  (Note that Wonderbutt is not the one who is actually working out in this video.  In fact, he seems to have gained a few pounds ever since he started implementing this exercise routine.)

Sorry about the abrupt ending, but at least you got a chance to hear the Delightful Giggle of Dimples in between Wonderbutt’s Completely Innocuous Snarls.

Now, I know that some of you might be concerned about the scarcity of the necessary equipment for embarking on this workout journey – namely, Wonderbutt – but I can assure you that if you tie a rope to your sofa and drag it across the floor, you will achieve the same results.  Even better, pick the sofa that has your Uncle Krackpot still snoring on it, passed out from his 24-hour eating binge, and you will probably duplicate the Wonderbutt Workout experience quite perfectly.

Disclaimer:  All exercises and other forms of physical activity can be dangerous, especially if performed without medical advice, proper supervision and/or pre-exercise evaluation. The videos, techniques, ideas, and exercise suggestions presented on in this website are not intended to be professional training advice.
Always consult your physician or health care professional before performing any exercise, especially if you have any chronic or recurring condition, and/or if you are pregnant, nursing, or elderly.
All exercises you perform you perform at your own responsibility and at your own risk. The editors, authors and or publishers of the Wonderbutt Workout website and videos make no warranty of any kind in regard to the contents of this website, including, but not limited to, any implied warranties of merchantability or fitness for any particular purpose.
The editors, authors and or publishers of this website are not liable or responsible to any person or entity for any errors contained in this website, or for any special, incidental, or consequential damage caused or alleged to be caused directly or indirectly by the information contained within.
None of the techniques and exercises presented on this website and videos from the Wonderbutt Workout are intended for persons under 18 years of age.

 

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Posted on November 19, 2012, in Dogs, Family, Humor, Wonderbutt and tagged , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 25 Comments.

  1. You should totally make a website dedicated to the Wonderbutt Workout with an informational video people have to pay to see and little bottles of water that you label as some special dieting liquid that stops you from feeling hungry and a dumb bell painted to look like Wonderbutt.

  2. Your Dimples has a contagious laugh!

  3. The Wonderbutt Workout sounds so totally marketable, but do you think people might be disappointed that the dog is Wonderbutt and that they won’t have their own wonderful posterior by the end? You could be sitting on a gold mine, lady! Pun intended. lol

  4. Loving that disclaimer. Quite sensible given the Wonderbutt Workout potential for self-harm.

  5. great video…that’s the first time I have seen WB in action, and yes, you are right , the infamous butt does look bigger

  6. i love the disclaimer as much as i love the workout.

  7. Wonderbutt is the best personal trainer ever! Very motivating and inspiring. Mom does a similar workout with me, usually yanking on my leash when I am trying to eat a chicken bone or some goose poop outside.

    Happy Thanksgiving!

    Love and licks and don’t-eat-chicken-bones,
    Cupcake

  8. Wow! That’s quite the disclaimer at the end!

    Is the advanced workout dragging a WB laden mattress across the carpet?
    Because the concrete floor makes it look pretty easy…

  9. That is QUITE the disclaimer. Dimples has the best giggles! No wonder it’s one of your favorite things. 🙂

    I’ve so missed reading your posts. Glad to be back and laughing! Thanks, lady!

  10. I have an Akita. If I called her Wonderbutt, would this regime work for me? I have shiny floors also, but only an ancient afghan instead of a large cushion. Maybe not. It looks like my dog might weigh less than WB.

  11. LOL…. now that is precious! We loved it! 🙂

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