The Wonderbutt Workout
In two more days and a few hours, Americans all over the globe will be stuffing themselves silly and giving thanks every time their quarterbacks make a home run. (Okay, I might have mixed that up a bit; maybe it’s the quarterbacks who get stuffed and the rest of us run home.) In honor of the misery and regret that all Thanksgiving revelers will be feeling on Friday morning, I would like to offer you the Wonderbutt Workout program. (Note that Wonderbutt is not the one who is actually working out in this video. In fact, he seems to have gained a few pounds ever since he started implementing this exercise routine.)
Sorry about the abrupt ending, but at least you got a chance to hear the Delightful Giggle of Dimples in between Wonderbutt’s Completely Innocuous Snarls.
Now, I know that some of you might be concerned about the scarcity of the necessary equipment for embarking on this workout journey – namely, Wonderbutt – but I can assure you that if you tie a rope to your sofa and drag it across the floor, you will achieve the same results. Even better, pick the sofa that has your Uncle Krackpot still snoring on it, passed out from his 24-hour eating binge, and you will probably duplicate the Wonderbutt Workout experience quite perfectly.
Posted on November 19, 2012, in Dogs, Family, Humor, Wonderbutt and tagged exercise, humor, Thanksgiving, wonderbutt, workout. Bookmark the permalink. 25 Comments.
Works for me.
With the right equipment, the success rate is 100%!
You should totally make a website dedicated to the Wonderbutt Workout with an informational video people have to pay to see and little bottles of water that you label as some special dieting liquid that stops you from feeling hungry and a dumb bell painted to look like Wonderbutt.
I might just do that!
Your Dimples has a contagious laugh!
It does make us all giggle, too!
The Wonderbutt Workout sounds so totally marketable, but do you think people might be disappointed that the dog is Wonderbutt and that they won’t have their own wonderful posterior by the end? You could be sitting on a gold mine, lady! Pun intended. lol
I think they might be more disappointed that Wonderbutt is not included in the package 😉
That is a definite downside! lol
Loving that disclaimer. Quite sensible given the Wonderbutt Workout potential for self-harm.
Gotta make sure I cover my you-know-what. Even if it is wonderous.
great video…that’s the first time I have seen WB in action, and yes, you are right , the infamous butt does look bigger
That dog is ballooning! Pretty soon, he’s going to be featured in the Macy’s Thanksgiving parade!
i love the disclaimer as much as i love the workout.
I wish I could take credit for the disclaimer, but that was kind of borrowed from another site. I guess I should put a disclaimer for the disclaimer…
Wonderbutt is the best personal trainer ever! Very motivating and inspiring. Mom does a similar workout with me, usually yanking on my leash when I am trying to eat a chicken bone or some goose poop outside.
Happy Thanksgiving!
Love and licks and don’t-eat-chicken-bones,
Cupcake
Gosh, without chicken bones and goose poop, what fun do you have?
Wow! That’s quite the disclaimer at the end!
Is the advanced workout dragging a WB laden mattress across the carpet?
Because the concrete floor makes it look pretty easy…
I like that idea, Guap! Or, maybe we could attach some of those rubber bands they use for exercising to one end, and let the mattress snap back like a slingshot.
That is QUITE the disclaimer. Dimples has the best giggles! No wonder it’s one of your favorite things. 🙂
I’ve so missed reading your posts. Glad to be back and laughing! Thanks, lady!
I am quite relieved to have you back! I’m sure J and Cobalt are, too!
I have an Akita. If I called her Wonderbutt, would this regime work for me? I have shiny floors also, but only an ancient afghan instead of a large cushion. Maybe not. It looks like my dog might weigh less than WB.
I think that might work if you put a bowling ball on the afghan, too. Akita+bowling ball would probably be the equivalent of a Wonderbutt.
LOL…. now that is precious! We loved it! 🙂
You should try it with Ginger 😉