“Was the starfish wearing boxer shorts? Because you might have been watching Nickelodeon.”


Last night, I dreamed that the men of Duck Dynasty and the cast of Big Bang Theory were playing Family Feud.

I woke up before either team won.

I can tell you this, though – it was a close game.  Sheldon’s insistence on playing “Rock, Paper, Scissors, Lizard, Spock” every time they had a chance to steal a round from the Duck Dudes played a large part in allowing the gap to close.

To be honest, I’ve never actually watched Duck Dynasty, but according to many people I know, I am in the minority.  I decided to do a little research into the show, and found that Sheldon and Si (the patriarch of said dynasty) are eerily similar.

Don’t believe me?  Well, in the interest of science, I have compiled a little quiz of quotes for you.  Your mission is simple; choose on which show each particularly brilliant statement was spoken.  If you get them all right, then you —

well, it probably means that you watch a bit too much t.v.

But I won’t tell anyone.



Posted on February 4, 2013, in Humor and tagged , , , , , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 22 Comments.

  1. Actually, I’ve never seen either show, but I’m glad you’re using your time productively!

  2. I haven’t seen either of them. But that’s because I live under a rock.

  3. Whew! I’m happy not to be the only one who hasn’t seen either one. I watch a thousand hours of TV a day, but somehow, they’re off my radar.

  4. wow. my score sucked and i have watched them both. i love duck dynasty because it’s so ridiculous and big bang theory makes me laugh sometimes. your dream is scary, but your insight and quiz are fabulous.

  5. Love the quiz idea! It’s almost enough to make me wish I watched TV… but not quite. (Though I have seen a couple of episodes of Big Bang, and it was funny.)

  6. I kept doing the my-brain-is-telling-me-it’s-this-answer-but-I’m-gonna-pick-this-one-damn-I’m-wrong thing. I love Big Bang, maybe I’ll have to check out Duck Dynasty. Is there a reason both are alliterations?

  7. I’ve seen the Big Bang Theory but never even heard of the Duck Dynasty. Luckily, this means that I cannot do the quizz and find out I watch too much TV

  8. woo hoo 83% and I have never even heard of duck dynasty! Looks like typist watched too much big bang!

  9. I failed miserably… Probably because I don’t watch either show. But the quotes had me laughing so it was worth taking the quiz!

    • If you ever have a chance, Google “Big Bang Theory quotes”. There are many more hysterical ones, but I couldn’t use them because they had to be in context with the rest of the dialogue.

  10. Never heard of either but used my inference clues. Got a 78!!! That’s kinda how my high school career was, too! 🙂

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