“Was the starfish wearing boxer shorts? Because you might have been watching Nickelodeon.”
Last night, I dreamed that the men of Duck Dynasty and the cast of Big Bang Theory were playing Family Feud.
I woke up before either team won.
I can tell you this, though – it was a close game. Sheldon’s insistence on playing “Rock, Paper, Scissors, Lizard, Spock” every time they had a chance to steal a round from the Duck Dudes played a large part in allowing the gap to close.
To be honest, I’ve never actually watched Duck Dynasty, but according to many people I know, I am in the minority. I decided to do a little research into the show, and found that Sheldon and Si (the patriarch of said dynasty) are eerily similar.
Don’t believe me? Well, in the interest of science, I have compiled a little quiz of quotes for you. Your mission is simple; choose on which show each particularly brilliant statement was spoken. If you get them all right, then you —
well, it probably means that you watch a bit too much t.v.
But I won’t tell anyone.