Another Reason Not to Buy Your Bulldog an iPhone
Our bulldog, Wonderbutt, has been reading far too much lately. I knew I shouldn’t have shown him how to follow Yahoo’s pet posts on the internet.
Sure – this dog fits in my lap. Whether I want him to or not.
Posted on June 18, 2013, in Dogs, Humor, Wonderbutt, Wonderbutt Texts and tagged bulldog, humor, iPhone, pets, texts, wonderbutt. Bookmark the permalink. 31 Comments.
whatimeant2say 
Did I tell you about my son’s dog – Bella? She is a lap dog and a full-grown Mastiff. Wonderbutt reminds me of Bella in many ways. Oh, and, btw, you should have known better than to purchase an iPhone. Bella’s has been repossessed. You have my sympathies…
I’ve always wanted a Mastiff! I wonder how Wonderbutt would react if an even bigger dog tried to sit in my lap!
So cute!!
Thanks!
Will IMs from Wonderbutt be the new Texts from Hillary?
No – much better.
It’s funny, I didn’t really anticipate dog flatulence when we were puppy planning. Guess I was wrong. She burps, too!
Oh no! Dobie’s have flatulence, too? I thought it was just dogs with smushed in faces.
Oh yes, they do. The rule seems to be, though, if you hear the fart, you’re safe from it. It’s the Silent But Deadlies that are…well…deadly.
Wonderbutt is so witty! 🙂
I like the alliteration in that comment!
I love wonderbutt’s witty responses on the iPhone, score 1 for him! :p
Now I just to teach him phoneography!
Typist has a huge gunger collie and he fits on her lap!!
I’m not going to let Wonderbutt read that comment…
Can I just clarify ginger not gunger – I don’t know what gunger is!!!
I wish I could figure out how to text with these clumsy little paws! You’ve got skills, WB!
Love and licks,
Cupcake
Yes, it’s amazing how a dog who can’t realize he is standing on your toe for 5 minutes can have the sensitivity to type out coherent messages.
I really thing Wonderbutt & Savannah may be related because she tries to be a lapdog too and she’s almost as big as Tammy!!
Does Tammy allow this? I have to admit that I do.
lap puppy. of COURSE. btw – we are trying the Gentle Leader. any thoughts? advice? so far, I hate it and so does he. and today I actually watched the tutorial video where apparently dogs that are ARLEADY trained are the stars.
“Gentle” anything can’t be used with Wonderbutt. He does not understand subtlety. I finally had to get him a spiked collar to get the message across that we are walking TOGETHER – mostly because if he walks ahead of me I’m in bigger danger of stepping in his poop.
Do you have a cat? If not borrow one and put it in your lap. Then video his reaction. We’d all watch that!
Sadly, our cat passed away before Wonderbutt arrived on the scene. I am somewhat thankful for that, as the cat would have peed on every wall and all of my clothing to communicate his displeasure on having Wonderbutt in the house.
Sweet Wonderbutt is one of those dogs you just can’t help but laugh no matter what he does. We love your text conversations and we love Wonderbutt. Hugs and kisses
He’s kind of like the Bob Newhart of the dog world, I think.
Laid back? Maybe. Flatulent? Most definitely.
I wish I could convince a gas company that they should bottle it and use it as an energy source. I would make millions.
“Insolent and flatulent”! Still laughing! I’d love to use those descriptors as a basis for a fictional character. Too bad you’ve already cornered the market. 🙂
Maybe I should make a t-shirt: “Insolent and Flatulent – and Proud of It”
I try to make room for a Golden Retriever who tries her darnedest.