Another Reason Not to Buy Your Bulldog an iPhone

Our bulldog, Wonderbutt, has been reading far too much lately.  I knew I shouldn’t have shown him how to follow Yahoo’s pet posts on the internet.

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Sure - this dog fits in my lap.  Whether I want him to or not.

Sure – this dog fits in my lap. Whether I want him to or not.

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Posted on June 18, 2013, in Dogs, Humor, Wonderbutt, Wonderbutt Texts and tagged , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 31 Comments.

  1. Did I tell you about my son’s dog – Bella? She is a lap dog and a full-grown Mastiff. Wonderbutt reminds me of Bella in many ways. Oh, and, btw, you should have known better than to purchase an iPhone. Bella’s has been repossessed. You have my sympathies…

  2. Will IMs from Wonderbutt be the new Texts from Hillary?

  3. It’s funny, I didn’t really anticipate dog flatulence when we were puppy planning. Guess I was wrong. She burps, too!

  4. Wonderbutt is so witty! 🙂

  5. I love wonderbutt’s witty responses on the iPhone, score 1 for him! :p

  6. Typist has a huge gunger collie and he fits on her lap!!

  7. I wish I could figure out how to text with these clumsy little paws! You’ve got skills, WB!

    Love and licks,
    Cupcake

  8. I really thing Wonderbutt & Savannah may be related because she tries to be a lapdog too and she’s almost as big as Tammy!!

  9. lap puppy. of COURSE. btw – we are trying the Gentle Leader. any thoughts? advice? so far, I hate it and so does he. and today I actually watched the tutorial video where apparently dogs that are ARLEADY trained are the stars.

    • “Gentle” anything can’t be used with Wonderbutt. He does not understand subtlety. I finally had to get him a spiked collar to get the message across that we are walking TOGETHER – mostly because if he walks ahead of me I’m in bigger danger of stepping in his poop.

  10. Do you have a cat? If not borrow one and put it in your lap. Then video his reaction. We’d all watch that!

    • Sadly, our cat passed away before Wonderbutt arrived on the scene. I am somewhat thankful for that, as the cat would have peed on every wall and all of my clothing to communicate his displeasure on having Wonderbutt in the house.

  11. Sweet Wonderbutt is one of those dogs you just can’t help but laugh no matter what he does. We love your text conversations and we love Wonderbutt. Hugs and kisses

  12. Laid back? Maybe. Flatulent? Most definitely.

  13. “Insolent and flatulent”! Still laughing! I’d love to use those descriptors as a basis for a fictional character. Too bad you’ve already cornered the market. 🙂

  14. I try to make room for a Golden Retriever who tries her darnedest.

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