Just Because Winnie-the-Pooh Went Commando Doesn’t Mean Your Phone Should Suffer, Too

With the unveiling of the new iPhone with fingerprint reading technology, some people have raised the fear of having their fingers cut off for the sake of unlocking a stolen iPhone.

People are so paranoid.  About the wrong things.  Of course the new iPhone should raise some security concerns.  I mean, the most vulnerable part of the phone, the Home button, is now the key to unlocking all of your sexting secrets with a single tap of your specific finger friction ridges.

Clearly, it needs protection.

I give you, my friends, the Smart Pants Smarty Pants.

No well-dressed phone should go without this foundation item.  I mean, you put a case over the back of your phone and there aren’t even any buttons there.  It’s like Winnie-the-Pooh shamelessly marching around in just a shirt.

What you need is something that insulates the front and devotes less of its valuable resources to the unnecessary defense of the rear.  And you can stick it in your pocket without the worry of visible panty lines!

A thong for your phone.

You never knew you needed one.

Smart Pants Smarty Pants - buy them here!

Smart Pants Smarty Pants – buy them here!

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Posted on September 11, 2013, in Fashion, Humor and tagged , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 8 Comments.

  1. This is truly inspired, SSFAM. My phone thanks you. (Now you have me anthropomorphising my damn iPhone!)

  2. I am now officially scarred for life. And laughing my fool head off.

  3. I have now officially seen everything. LMAO! 😀

  4. 🙂 I would want like a three pack. Wouldn’t want to have to keep looking at the same pair all the time.

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