I’m Sorry Google Dissed You, Bill Fagerbakke
It’s been a crazy week. Which is probably good because the craziness took my mind off my birthday for the most part. And I know I’m supposed to be glad I managed to live another year. But I would be gladder if it had been my 29th year of living instead of my 40-something-ish. And if forty-something wasn’t so close to 50. And if I could read the small print on my 50 different medication bottles.
I usually keep my birthday kind of on the DL, but I got foiled by Google this year.
I logged in to Google at work, and saw a lovely Google birthday logo.
“Wow! Susan Sarandon is so famous, even Google is wishing her a happy birthday! Or, maybe, this special design is for Bill Fagerbakke, the voice of Spongebob Squarepants, who also happens to share this special day with me. Oh, silly me, it’s probably in honor of Jon Secada, famous singer of ‘Just Another Day’ that reached #5 on the pop charts in the US in 1992.”
I rolled over the logo to see if there would be an informative pop-up revealing the celebrity’s name.
And almost fell out of my chair when Google wished me, personally, a Happy Birthday.
My work set up our Google accounts. Apparently they don’t subscribe to my “give a fake birthday for all your online accounts” philosophy.
Of course, this just means that I am going to receive Birthday Wishes about 6 times a year now, since I have 5 other Google accounts that are not work-related. And I kind of fudged a bit on those birthdays.
I sure hope Jon Secada checked out his logo last Friday. Nothing beats the special feeling you get when you find out that Google gives you a message that says, “Good job on not dying yet and, by the way, we know everything about you.”
It sure does make that day special.