Momma Didn’t Raise No Pencil Pusher

We were home about 5 minutes tonight when I heard the unmistakable sound of Wonderbutt chewing on something illegal.

We were home about 5 minutes tonight when I heard the unmistakable sound of Wonderbutt chewing on something that was splintering way too fast.  I grabbed my phone and caught him in the act.

 

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So, what do you think he was trying to tell me with this act of rebellion?

A.  How is this different from my dog food? They both taste like sawdust.

2.  I hate people who spend time writing their blog instead of paying attention to me.

III.  I may not be the sharpest pencil in the box but that doesn’t really matter now, does it?

Four.  I’m going to make this #2 live up to its name.

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Posted on October 17, 2013, in Blogging, Dogs, Humor, Wonderbutt, Work, Writing and tagged , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 21 Comments.

  1. …or 5) “This too shall pass…”

  2. You should ‘pencil’ him in for a therapist appointment.

  3. Maybe he’ll write the great american novel with it.

  4. I believe this is his Dada-ist expression of disdain for the nihilistic tendencies of all bloggers to focus on the form above content as we pettily fling the very vagaries of our existence into the ether.

    Or he just wanted to clean his teeth.

  5. It seems the boy will do most anything to gain attention. KInd of like my grandkids. Thanks for a rousing laugh. Sphincter splinters indeed. What a hoot.

  6. Pencils are a favorite. “Just like sticks, ma! And you don’t let us have those, either.” My dogs seem to like pens better, which are waaay messier.

  7. bandit loves pencils, too. he also ate our five year old’s preschool “homework” and my older three were hysterical. “she’s only FIVE and she can already say, ‘THE DOG ATE MY HOMEWORK!’ and it will be TRUE!!!” it was quite funny.

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