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Cap’n Firepants: We need to get these Wonderbutt spots out of the office carpet.
Me: O.K. Let me just get our handy Missile Dot Blot Machine, especially designed for Wonderbutt the Bulldog stains.
Cap’n Firepants: Why do you always use the hose part? Aren’t we supposed to be able to just put it on the spot, hit a button, and it cleans it by itself?
Me: We tried that on the living room, and it made it look worse. Remember? The whole reason we got the stained concrete floors?
Cap’n Firepants: Nope. Let’s try it again.
Now we just need to position our Missile Dot Blot Machine on every square inch of the floor in our office, and it will be perfect.