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We Give a Whole New Meaning to “Discriminating Taste”

I swear on my bulldog, Wonderbutt, that this conversation occurred in our teachers’ lounge during lunch a couple of weeks ago:

Amy: So, how do you like that burrito from Habanero’s?

Penny:  It’s okay.  I’m not too excited about the rice, though.

Amy:  Oh?  Why?

Penny:  Well, I’m just not a big fan of white rice.  I like brown.  You know, like, uh, Mexican.

Me:  Isn’t that some kind of reverse discrimination?

Leonard (as he lifts a fork to his mouth):  Yep.  Otherwise known as “rice-ism.”

Not to be confused with device-ism

Not to be confused with device-ism…

or advice-ism

…or advice-ism,

and certainly not as politically correct as lice-ism.

and certainly not as politically correct as lice-ism.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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