You can go here if you need an explanation for the whole “Dead Rubber” thing.
I cannot organize my thoughts because Wonderbutt is snoring beside me, and has passed very long and loud, toxic, gaseous clouds at least three times in the past 5 minutes. His windiness trumps my wittiness right now, so I give up.
I will leave you with this disturbing image from the makeup store, Sephora. Hello Kitty makeup? Who exactly is the target audience here?