Note: I wrote this before deciding to pen my two part Xbox Debacle series. Now that I read it again, I realize that I am even more of an idiot than I was last year. But I’m still 25% certain that I can pull this gift off…
I have great confidence that Cap’n Firepants does not read my blog. Such great confidence that I’m going to let you in on a little secret. I already got him one of his Christmas presents. Well, it’s for both him and Dimples.
You gotta see it. I’m only telling you about it because I already bought it so I don’t have to worry about my zillion blog subscribers making a run on this amazing product and the poor company not having enough in stock.
Here, watch this.
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Super cool, huh?
I actually showed this video to Dimples and Firepants and they oohed and aahed so much that I immediately made a mental note that this was going to be in one of the boxes under the tree.
If we have a tree.
The presence of Wonderbutt this year might inhibit some of our festive decorating traditions, including the tree. But that’s okay. I’ll just keep the gift in my dry-cleaning basket where all good gifts go. No one cares that I apparently have more dry cleaning than clothes that I own.
Although it would be totally awesome if I could inflate it the day before and fly it into their midst on Christmas day.
Can you imagine the look on their faces? Can you imagine the look on Wonderbutt’s face? I am totally going to record this.
I love Christmas. I don’t even care if I don’t get anything. I just want to scare the crap out of everybody.