Signs of Not So Intelligent Life
Posted by whatimeant2say
Cap’n Firepants: We need to get these Wonderbutt spots out of the office carpet.
Me: O.K. Let me just get our handy Missile Dot Blot Machine, especially designed for Wonderbutt the Bulldog stains.
Cap’n Firepants: Why do you always use the hose part? Aren’t we supposed to be able to just put it on the spot, hit a button, and it cleans it by itself?
Me: We tried that on the living room, and it made it look worse. Remember? The whole reason we got the stained concrete floors?
Cap’n Firepants: Nope. Let’s try it again.
Now we just need to position our Missile Dot Blot Machine on every square inch of the floor in our office, and it will be perfect.
Posted in Cap'n Firepants, Dogs, Humor, Interior Decorating, Wonderbutt
Tags: aliens, bulldog, carpet, crop circles, dog, humor, pet, stains, wonderbutt