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“Was the starfish wearing boxer shorts? Because you might have been watching Nickelodeon.”

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Last night, I dreamed that the men of Duck Dynasty and the cast of Big Bang Theory were playing Family Feud.

I woke up before either team won.

I can tell you this, though – it was a close game.  Sheldon’s insistence on playing “Rock, Paper, Scissors, Lizard, Spock” every time they had a chance to steal a round from the Duck Dudes played a large part in allowing the gap to close.

To be honest, I’ve never actually watched Duck Dynasty, but according to many people I know, I am in the minority.  I decided to do a little research into the show, and found that Sheldon and Si (the patriarch of said dynasty) are eerily similar.

Don’t believe me?  Well, in the interest of science, I have compiled a little quiz of quotes for you.  Your mission is simple; choose on which show each particularly brilliant statement was spoken.  If you get them all right, then you —

well, it probably means that you watch a bit too much t.v.

But I won’t tell anyone.

CLICK ON THIS LINK TO BEGIN YOUR “I SEE YOUR DUCK, AND RAISE YOU A LIZARD” QUIZ.

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