Happy Anniversary to my Favorite Pirate
12 years ago, I married Cap’n Izzy Firepants in a beautiful ceremony on his pirate ship, attended by about 100 of our closest loved ones.
About 15 years ago, I met Cap’n Firepants when we were introduced by a friend. At least, that is the way I usually tell the story. At our wedding ceremony, his First Mate, during the toast, decided to give a few more details about the way we met:
“Mistresses and Marauders, today we toast the wedding of Mr. and Mrs. Cap’n Firepants. I must admit, I never thought this day would come. When Izzy called me, and told me he had picked up a girl at a bar, I almost fell out of my crow’s nest. When he told me he was dating this girl, I -”
Well, I don’t really remember the rest of the toast. Sitting at the Head Table, and watching all of the eyebrows go up, all I could think of was that the Cap’n’s First Mate needed to walk off a plank – about 40 stories high, and in dry dock.
The truth is actually a combination of both stories. We were introduced by a friend. And we did happen to be at a bar at the time. Here is what really happened:
My fellow teacher and his girlfriend were determined to find me a new boyfriend that night. I had recently broken up with someone who was a bit volatile, so my fellow teacher said, “We’re going to find you a nice guy tonight.”
I don’t know if you’ve ever noticed, but it’s a bit difficult sometimes to determine if a perfect stranger is a nice guy. My friend, however, being a guy, felt that he was a good judge of male character.
As we relaxed at a table outside, my friend spotted a few people, who I immediately nixed – based on the fact that they were obviously trolling for women. Then, my friend’s eyes landed on Cap’n Firepants.
“Look at him, sitting with those other guys over there. He looks like a nice guy.”
And I agreed. Maybe it was the eyepatch. Or the parrot on his shoulder. But nothing happened. My “Come over here and introduce yourself” magnet did not appear to be working on nice guys who were pirates that night.
After five beers, my friend went inside to, uh, make room for more beer. At the inside bar, he passed Cap’n Firepants, and said, “The girl sitting with me is interested in you.”
Here, the stories diverge. No one seems to remember if Cap’n Firepants said, “Oh, the girl in the red dress?” or “Which girl?” And things could have gotten a bit hairy as we were sitting with two other women, one of which, as I’ve mentioned, was my friend’s girlfriend.
Regardless, Cap’n Firepants and one of his friends (not the loquacious First Mate) came to sit at our table. And my friend introduced us. So, technically, I’m not lying when I say that a friend introduced us. The facts that he was my friend, not the Cap’n’s, and that he didn’t even know the Cap’n’s name when he introduced us, and that we had all had a few alcoholic drinks, are trivial parts of the story with which I don’t usually feel the need to bore people.
So, we spent the rest of the evening chatting. Actually, the Cap’n’s friend and I chatted. We had both lived in New Jersey and had both gone to Barry Manilow concerts when we were kids. It is very rare, in Texas, to find someone else who was subjected to Barry Manilow and agrees with you that New Jersey has some very nice parts that look nothing like the movie depictions of inner city gang war zones.
The Cap’n had very little to say during all of this. Which I erroneously attributed to the fact that he had no interest in a former Yankee who knows all of the words to “I Write the Songs”. And, yet, when we closed the bar down, he insisted on walking me to my car, and finally said the most important thing I had heard all night.
“Can I have your number?”
So, we went on a date the very next evening. And he almost died in a vicious attack. But that story is for tomorrow…
Posted on July 29, 2012, in Cap'n Firepants, Family, Humor, Marriage, Relationships and tagged anniversary, bar, Cap'n Firepants, friend, humor, life, marriage, pirate, random, wedding. Bookmark the permalink. 32 Comments.
You look stunning. 😉 I can hardly wait for the rest of the story.
The snarl on my face is quite charming, isn’t it?
So you picked him up in bar. It’s not like your paid him or anything!
Not that night…
Love it, love it, love it!
Not nearly as entertaining as your romance!
Happy 12 years. Here’s to 120 more!
That’s kind of a scary thought!
Love this story. Bars are good, yes?
I was told that was the worst place to meet a guy. But I was also told that there were no good guys left…
One of my best buds in the WHOLE world has a not-so-secret love for Barry. She knows all the words to ‘I write the songs’, too. I knew there was a reason I liked you so much!
I think he’s making a resurgence. His was the first concert I attended. With my parents.
Oh, yay! I LOVE how-we-met stories!
I like how-we-got-engaged stories better, usually, but ours is pretty standard.
Which part got to you – the New Jersey or the Barry Manilow?
Barry. Of course.
AW! And I bet he’s best friends with Captain Jack Sparrow! Jealous!
Actually, they are more like frenemies.
Looking forward to the rest of the story. Happy Anniversary! Hugs
Happy anniversary. Parrots and eye-patches are certainly head turners!
Yes, he has always known how to stand out in a crowd.
Ok, does the vicious attack involve your dog a the time?
Happiest of anniversaries to Mr and Mrs Firepants!
Any chance of getting a guest post from the Cap’n telling his side of the story?
Interesting suggestion, Guap, to have the Cap’n post his side. My guess would be “no”, but I’ll deliver the request anyway!
It’s all about spin! Happy Anniversary to my favorite buccaneering couple!!
Thanks! Wish we could have spent it in Hawaii…
Sweet story of how you two met! I think I had heard bits of it, but sounds like one for the books. Happy Anniversary!
I love that you met in a a bar! I have lots of happily married pals that met that way- it makes a cool story, I think!
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