Don’t Be Mad

Well, folks, the worst has happened.  I can’t believe that it’s happened to me, but it snuck up on me when I wasn’t paying attention.

I have become a BACKER-INNER!

In my defense, I haven’t exactly been at the top of my game this week for the following reasons:

A.  I got my butt out of bed early for two successive mornings during my summer vacation to participate in a “voluntary” teacher in-service.

2.  I did not stop for Starbucks coffee on my way to the in-service.  And I had time.  A LOT of time, dangit.  In fact, I shouldn’t have gotten up that early.  What the heck was I thinking?

III.  Wonderbutt spent 2 hours last night acting like he had swallowed a tiny lizard who was crawling around in his throat.  I could not find any evidence of what foreign object he had recently ingested.  Probably because he had recently ingested it.

H.  I spent the first of my in-service mornings worrying that Cap’n Firepants would be murdered by a stranger from Craig’s List who offered to buy our mother-in-law’s washer and dryer.

7.  I spent that same morning worrying that Cap’n Firepants would forget he was supposed to meet the guy from Craig’s List, and that the Cap’n might fall for one of those Craig’s List scams that you read about.  “No Cashier’s Checks,” I told him (the Cap’n)  “Cash Only.”  But then I realized that I did not tell the Cap’n it should be American money.  And that we don’t have one of those special lights to check if it’s counterfeit .  And, why is it that flight attendants don’t accept cash for drinks?  Should I text the Cap’n and tell him he should only take a credit card?  But we don’t have one of those machines…

10.  I came to the sad realization that I must have caffeine if I am going to be required to think clearly before 11 AM.  Also, I should get that app for drunk people that keeps you from texting when you are somewhat confused.  But, then I would never be able to text, I guess.

So, this all came about because I participated in a Robotics in-service for a day and a half.  As part of my role at my new school I volunteered (cough, cough) to be one of the sponsors of the Robotics Club.  I figured, hey, I learned BASIC when I was in high school – how hard can it be to program a LEGO robot to roll around on the floor?

Hmm.  A bit harder than I thought.  First, our team had to sort all of the pieces.  Then, we had to assemble the robots.  Two of us had no prior knowledge of Legos.  Sad, right?  Fortunately, our third member grew up eating, breathing, and uh, excreting the things, apparently, so she totally rocked in that department, thank goodness.

Fido. I wanted to name him Wonderbutt, but that was too many characters.

Then, we had to make it do stuff.  By programming it – not by yelling at it.  Caffeine deprivation is not helpful with this, either.

Our final challenge was today – we had to start 4 robots at the same time, and get them all to back into different “parking spaces” without sparking any Road Rage incidents.

My competitive compulsions overwhelmed my anti-backer-innering stance, and the GAME WAS ON!

As you can see from the video below, all 4 robots did fairly well.  My team programmed the 2nd robot from the left – the one that ended up in the third parking space (last one to backer-in).  The robot destined for the 4th parking space made it every single trial time – until I videotaped the experience.  Then it suddenly went rogue and acted like it was being driven under the influence.  Hope he wasn’t texting at the same time…

Posted on August 8, 2012, in Humor, Work and tagged , , , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 27 Comments.

  1. What a fun project for kids to do! My boys would LOVE this!

  2. Wow – the fact that you volunteered for robotics impresses me. Just wow. Can I interest you in a vegemite sandwich?

  3. You have a very interesting way of numbering your points!!!

  4. You narrate your story just the way you program your robots.
    I’m wondering why the robot decided to act high when the cameras got to work.
    It’s funny but did the robot evolve?
    Keep up the good work.

    • I hope the robot didn’t evolve. I think the team might have started it at a different point or something. Unfortunately, the robots can’t read our minds – yet – to know which we we are willing them to go.

  5. Great post! I had to laugh as we read your worries… sounds like my wife…. “you could get murdered!” and … “Dont accept any checks…” LOL…. great post as always! 🙂

  6. You’ve gone over to the dark side!!
    How on earth did you get roped into a Robotics class? And without caffeine it sounds like quite the challenge!

    • I love to learn new technology stuff, and I was beginning to feel a bit behind b/c robotics has been going on in our district for a few years now. I just wish I didn’t have to go to the training over the summer!

      • I’m glad it’s something you’re interested in, but summer school for teachers? Yeah that’s pushing it. Hopefully you can be armed with coffee for the next training sesh.

  7. How cool! I’m such a geek, I would’ve loved to have been part of that. 🙂

  8. oh my gawd. this is hysterical. and i am showing this to my kids who all did robotics this summer at acc. fido is awesome!

  9. I’m sure if my brother wasn’t angry about being woken up at 8 this morning he would be more than thrilled to program it all for you. It sounds like fun, though. And why don’t flight attendants take cash for food on the plane? Until recently I wasn’t able to buy any in flight meals because all I had was cash. It was quite frustrating.

  10. That is awesome! Does your class get to do that this year?

  11. I showed that to Lance. They did something similar at Lego Camp last year. He is extremely impressed and jealous! We bought the motor, battery and lights from the Lego Tectonics; but he wants the things to make a gondola.

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