You Would Eat These Words, Too
To my family’s great chagrin, I’ve finally started studying for my Adult Spelling Bee. Along with everyone else in the Firepants household, Wonderbutt is not pleased that my attention is on a book instead of him, and he is eyeing said book very hungrily.
According to the Adult Spelling Bee Press Release, the words will be chosen from the novel The Whiskey Rebels. The Powers that Be in Charge of the Bee are announcing the novel ahead of time to promote good reading as well as good spelling.
The book is set a few years after the Revolutionary War, so there are words in there that no one ever uses anymore – especially my 6 to 10 year-old students, who are the actual authors of most of what I read these days.
I mean, I think I used to know what penury was, but when was the last time someone used that in a text message?
EVERY word in the novel is fair game, including proper nouns and hyphenations. I am really bad at hyphenated words. I always try to stick them together. They just look so sad with that little line between them, separating them for some obscure reason that seems about as logical as denying same sex marriages.
So I am even studying the review excerpts on the very, very, very first page just in case. OMG. There’s a Reader’s Guide and Acknowledgements at the end. Crap, I can’t even spell acknowledgements. I just got corrected by my computer.
I tried skimming the text, looking for possible problem words. But then I, with the true logic of a procrastinator, reasoned that I would learn the more archaic words better in context. So, I started reading the book.
Well, that complicated things enormously. The book is INTERESTING! And it’s even making me laugh. You see, one of the main characters, Ethan Saunders, is one of those thoroughly unlikable likable men that makes you want to chuckle, and kind of root for him, even though he is a complete cad. I kind of picture him as the young Bruce Willis in Moonlighting or a –
Oh, goshdarnit. I just read four chapters without paying actual attention to the words. I mean, I read them, of course, but I forgot to make mental note of their spellings because I was too engrossed in the story…
You might be wondering why I am putting myself through this torture. I think, like poor Ethan Saunders, I am trying to find something I can be good at again. Plus, I think there’s a prize. Let me see what it is again…
Oh, yeah. It’s the book. The book I just forked over a ridiculous amount for at Barnes and Noble when I could have bought it for less (but not gotten it in time) from Amazon. The book I obtained so I could, uh, study. The book that Wonderbutt plans to eat as soon as I set it down somewhere remotely bulldog accessible.
Posted on November 27, 2011, in Dogs, Family, Humor, Wonderbutt and tagged Adult Spelling Bee, Bruce Willis, David Liss, Ethan Saunders, Gemini Ink, humor, Moonlighting, spelling bee, Whiskey Rebels, wonderbutt. Bookmark the permalink. 25 Comments.
Wonderbutt is a whiskey afficianado eh? That is an amazing dog! 🙂
Yeah, he’s into the hard stuff.
Darn books being interesting. It’s always so much easier to study when they’re so boring you fall asleep on them. That’s probably why I never study…
I KNOW! I was fully expecting it to be a big yawn, and was all ready to pull out the index cards to take notes on hard words.
I always enjoy your writing, and the pictures of Wonderbutt make my day. Thanks for sharing him!
Good luck with that Bee 😉
Thanks, as always, for your kind words!
LOL! Never mind, regardless of where you place in the bee, at least you enjoyed the book. And hey, if you win, you and Wonderbutt can each have a copy. 🙂
My sentiments exactly!
Loved the pics..tell Wonderbutt that it is no contest.. I would prefer him anytime..you can far more reward from a dog than you can from a book..and you get cuddles and licks!
This is true – but I’m not sure I want to let him know that just yet.
I’m intrigued now and want to read this book! I think Wonderbutt is an excellent excuse for anything you don’t want to deal with. All you need to do is turn your back at the right time and the problem is solved.
Oh no! You discovered my secret!
Team Whatiment2say. All the way! Whorah
Woohoo!
You may have already gotten one, but I tagged you for a blog award. You don’t have to do it, but I wanted you to know I enjoy your blog and I have linked to it.
http://muddledmom.wordpress.com/2011/11/27/its-all-about-me/
Thank you so much!
I love pictures of your dog, I really do. Whenever I click on your blog I hope you have some up. He’s the best.
Thank you! I guess we’ll keep him around a little longer…
I can’t believe you are really going to be in the Bee. I feel like I should come cheer you on or something. I really hope you win (another) book!!
DON’T come! I’ll get a complex or something and spell one of the easy words incorrectly!
I love old words. I use them in everyday speech in an attempt to bring them back and alienate myself from my co-workers. Who doesn’t like the word autogyro or poppycock? Maybe I should do one of these adult spelling bees. 🙂
I use poppycock all of the time! Not sure what autogyro is, though…
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